Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!