Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...