Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
The Ideal Date
IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...