Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...