Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....