Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...