Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...