Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...