Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...