A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...