Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...