Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Alabama License Application
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Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...