An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...