Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...