Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...