The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...