Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!