Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...