The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...