The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...