Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...