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Computer Illiteracy
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Student Bloopers – Part II!
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What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
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Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
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Smartest Man in the World
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