The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...