If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Christmas downsizing
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Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...