Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...