Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....