Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
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Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...