Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...