Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....