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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
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The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....