Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...