Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...