BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...