Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...