How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...