Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...