Did Santa Give You That Present?
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Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...