What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...