Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!