Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...