Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...