How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...