Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...