Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...