headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
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Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...