If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...