There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...