grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...