Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...