Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....